Fish

A dog walks into a bar, jumps up on a stool, hooks his paws over the bar and says “Got any fish?”. The bartender says  “Sorry, this is bar, we don’t have any fish.”.

The next day, the dog trots into the bar, jumps up on a stool, hooks his paws over the bar, and says “Got any fish?”. The bartender barks “Got no fish! Get outta here!”.

The very next day, the dog bounds into the bar, hops up on a stool, hooks his paws over the bar and says “Got any fish?”. The bartender snarls “I got no fish. If you ask me one more time I’m gonna nail yer ding-dang rippin’-frippin’ paws to this bar.”.

The next morning, the dog runs into the bar, leaps onto the stool, hooks his paws over the bar, and says “Got any nails?”

Surprised, the bartender says “nooo…”.

“Good” says the dog “Got any fish?

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